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THE AD YOUR AD COULD SMELL LIKE

26th June 2017 by Malcolm

If you’re brilliant, that is, and you know how to come up with a truly original idea.

That’s what this ad for Old Spice men’s body wash did in 2010. Titled, ‘The Man Your Man Could Smell Like,’ it was so unexpected and so watchable, it knocked the advertising world off its feet, and breathed life back into the ageing Old Spice brand, as well as traditional TV advertising.

It also won big-time at the advertising world’s versions of the Oscars, beating out the many new kinds of media to take home the Grand Prix for film at the Cannes Lions Advertising Festival 2010, a huge deal, as anyone in the business knows.

Back at the advertising agency, TBWA\HAMBURG, where I was working when the Old Spice ad swept the world, my colleagues and I would watch it over and over on YouTube, marvelling at its cheek and shaking our heads at the one-shot cleverness of its production.

We all agreed that it was a great, one-off piece of left-field genius, not the least because it was so difficult to categorise and describe. What would you say was the idea behind it, we asked ourselves. Does the execution overwhelm the idea, or is this a case of the execution being the idea itself? These discussions had us in a lather, like Old Spice body wash.

But the discussions also raised one very important question–one that had bugged me for years: what exactly is an advertising idea anyway? What’s the universally agreed definition?

In the agency business, we talked about ideas all the time. We made our living creating and selling them. Some of us had even received awards for our ideas. And, the most exulted people in the advertising world used the word ‘idea’ as if its definition was a closed case, a done deal. Listening to them, you could conclude that the definition of ‘advertising idea’ was so well understood that it was foolish to even ask the question.

And yet, if you did actually ask the question, the result would be chin scratching or blank stares.

Years later, the Old Spice ad and the discussions about ideas were still on my mind.  That’s why I put those real-world debates into the fictional world of the story, ‘Big Ideas,’ the second tale in ADLANDIA.

In the story, the lead character, a young copywriter named Clive, can’t progress in his career until he nails down a definition of an advertising idea for himself. No-one in his agency can give him a satisfactory answer–neither can the Internet. They can all give examples of ideas, such as the Old Spice ad, but no-one can say what an advertising idea is supposed to be.

All of which is very bad news for Clive, whose search becomes an obsession, like the quest for the Holy Grail.

Like Clive, I made my own search, mostly with unsatisfactory results. And then, one day, an article came up in an Internet search. It was about an advertising book written decades ago. The author of the book had wrestled with this same dilemma: that everyone was always talking about advertising ideas, but the definition of them wasn’t ever discussed. But the killer thing was this: she had come up with a definition of her own, and it was perfect.

I sat back and shook my head. It was a wonderful moment, a Eureka moment, when the curtain flaps and the sun shines in.

And I still have that definition today.

To read about Clive and his search for an answer, as well as the other gripping tales of ad land, click below to get your copy of ADLANDIA.

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The Email You Wish You Had Never Sent

20th May 2017 by Malcolm

We’ve all done it: pressed ‘SEND’ and then instantly regretted it.

The wrong person. Unchecked spelling. Insults we don’t really mean.

But what if the email you just sent could do worse than damage a relationship?

What if it could ruin your career and the careers of your colleagues?

That’s the subject of ‘Natural Grace,’ the first story from my upcoming book, ADLANDIA, about the craziness of working in the advertising world.

ADLANDIA is being launched in 17 May. Early reviews are calling it ‘an absolute blast’ and ‘a must read.’

I’ll be in touch with a special offer for you and everyone who subscribes to this group.

In the meantime, scroll down to take a look at the gripping opening scene below.

 

 

Natural Grace


8:30 a.m.

Office of Leona Lee

Senior Account Director

Calthorpe Advertising

40th Floor, Calthorpe Tower

Downtown

Leona Lee, thirty-six years old and the acting account director on the Natural Grace Cosmetics account, sat frozen before the screen of her laptop. Her mouth was open and her hands were suspended above the square black tiles of the keyboard.

She had been locked in this position for almost thirty seconds, not even blinking, hardly even breathing, as motionless as a screenshot from a horror movie.

On her laptop, her email browser waited for her next command. The cursor blinked and the mouse pointed. The unread emails stood patiently in their ranks. What’s it going to be, they seemed to ask. Select email? Reply to email? Compose email? Delete email? We’re waiting for you.

But there was only one command that Leona Lee wanted, the one command that could undo the catastrophic mistake she had just made: the command to recall an email.

‘Shit,’ said Leona. ‘Shit, shit, shit!’

The trouble was, Leona didn’t know how to use the command. She wasn’t even sure it existed. The recall email command was like an urban myth. Maybe it existed; maybe it didn’t.

Leona brought her hands up to her face and held them there. ‘What have I done?’ she whispered. ‘What have I done?’

 

Find out what happens to Leona. Click the links below.

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